Don’t be fooled.
Lubrication is key.
It’s is a mediator.
A messenger that appeases her aloof cunt.
It makes the crooked way straight
And causes rivers to flow in desert places.
It opens her flood gate of haven
And causes her to bend protocols for your sake.
It’s a way maker and a yoke breaker
Her stingy laps fling wide at its glossy arrival.
You stroke her walls and she hails you “ikemba”.
You can’t afford to go in dry;
you’d get livid bruises.
Go through life lubricated;
she’s not hard.
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