The earth would eventually succumb to the decimation of its lands and waters if the trend continued with no checks in place to stop it. ―Don Okolo
Sorry, dear Readers. It appeared as if I took a sabbatical. Only I didn’t. I was here all along bemoaning the coming of the end of a once-great nation. Rome fell. The Great kingdoms of Sparta, Persia, and Babylonia, all fell, knee-capped by intransigence and arrogance. I had predicted this in earlier articles on WAP. No one else sounded the alarm, maybe because most people believed that the United States was a behemoth, and couldn’t be felled by a mere sneeze as would inflexibility, Obstinacy, and condescension…even as they were declared inferior in their portrayal. It’s over America! Come January 20, 2025, and you will no longer fart through silk. Mark my words!
But, it will start earlier! 2022 would be when the beast would raise its head and tresses of colorless stash to usher in the one hundred years of a terror reign with no Democrats, no Blacks, just a few sprinkles of Asians and white-looking Brownies to run the affairs of this nation. Thirteen months from this day and the lights in the front parts of this ballroom, including the sconces embedded in her womb, would be scrubbed off. Her brightness would begin to taper off, dimming to obscure the fangs growing out of the fingers and mouths of the whites-only progenitors of this evil faith. Does it surprise anyone, how these infidels among us, how they have bamboozled their way past the barricades we set up, how they have worked their way through the tight crannies we had spun to find an Apian way laden with delights to screw us? They did! There must be some things that are endearing in being a Republican. You see, the soul of an entire party is wrapped into a single, basketball-sized hardness. The comprehensiveness and the extremeness of it is the ingratiating aspect. Don’t you love these boys and gals? At least, you should commend them on astuteness, the ‘perspicacity of not ever going to bend to accommodate the insipid Democrats’. It is always a good thing… an ethically sound way to help out the one you are ramming through the back to allow the person enough room for the reach-around. (Full Metal Jacket) That has not been the way the Republicans have been metaphorically screwing the Democrats. Now, they have the Dems hog-tied, and they have taken a high-standing position for the coming high, fast-paced, thrusts in our rears.
But, I have refused to play along with the Democrats. I am inside the safety features the center-left, the center-right brokered for me. These are not the so-called Independents. They are hardcore, politically minded badasses, who can only play along the lines of the Old Testament testicle-crushing credo: Do me, I do you God no vex. I have been offered a baseball bat that I turned down. They replaced it and then handed me a bazooka, advising me to keep my legs together. The one wheedling me is Betty Longjohn…and she is moving to a place she would live as a hermit. Maybe, I should follow her out of town, just because I do not see how most of us would escape this hot-metal, phallus the Republicans are brandishing for their big smackdown. Or do you?
Enter the dragon-slayer in the name Joe Manchin. Behind him is the gorgeous, full-bodied vixen, Kristen Senema. Both are white and are aware that when the banging begins, that they would be spared. Both are playing to the gallery where Republicans have nestled. Their hard-to-play stance has nothing to do with their love to steer the nation clear from inflation as Machin claimed. It has nothing to do with their astuteness in the budgetary process. Apply their bulldog approach to all policies the democrats submit, and you should be scratching your head wondering why they are against a rewrite of the filibuster to help America’s Voters beat the crushing defeat the Democrats will face in 2022 and 2024.
They are essentially stupid, and they are truly working behind the scenes to mitigate white angst.
These two are essentially stupid, and they are truly working behind the scenes to mitigate white angst. The larger strategy here without being said is this; the plan will benefit the Caucasian race. The question is no longer if the Republicans will get their way. That question died when Barack Obama left the White House. It is going to get ugly from the moment the Republicans take charge. More police brutality of blacks. All investigations of their Messiah, Donald Trump, would be yanked. There will be a ton of cockamamie investigations against Joe Biden, Kamala Harris, and Nancy Pelosi. Obamacare will be yanked, too. Taxes on the rich reinstated if Biden were to stop the bleeding. The earth would eventually succumb to the decimation of its lands and waters if the trend continued with no checks in place to stop it. And you think I am just ranting because I am a democrat? Nah! The irony of this shenanigan is this: What is bad for the Gander would be bad for the Goose. Read that line again, and you’d see why I doubly reversed it. Until the Republicans can leave this galaxy and settle somewhere, some light-years away would they find this idyllic, hate-filled plane of BS they so desire. I hope the day would come for them; they would embark on this spaceship that would carry them to the Helllands south, and deeply south of the Kamil Kanga Constellation. MAY THY WILL BE DONE, O LORD! I pray.
♦ Don Okolo, Professor and filmmaker, is on the Editorial Board of the West African Pilot News. He is the author of many books.
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